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Sunday, August 21, 2011

CELEBRITY MAKEUP DISASTERS-Part 2 Tanning disasters

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, on a planet called Loompaland lived the Oompa Loompas.These sun worshipers sport orange skin and weird hairdo.

A fateful impact with a giant meteorite threatened the very existence of the Loompas, to preserve the very last of their species they sought refuge on the 3rd rock from the sun a.k.a Earth.

The Loompas took up the humanoid form and mingled amongst the earthlings.

Yes it is true Aliens are here and they walk with us.

Watch the following Exhibits carefully & learn how to spot a Oompa-Loompa

Exhibit A- Anne Hathaway
This gangly female loompa usually masks her orange skin and sports fairer form, but on the days the sun doesn't' come out she reverts to her natural Loompa skin

image source pamyau.blogspot.com
Exhibit 2-Chelsea Davy- This particular sub specie is found in the African part of the planet, usually tempting the Royals with her tan-tastic skin

image source google.com
Exhibit C- Katie Price a.k.a Jordan, this is a particularly chameleon like Loompa sub specie, it frequently changes form & husbands. This particular loompa also boasts of gigantic fake lashes and fake teeth,fake hair and features many plastic & silicone enhancements

image source google.com

Exhibit D Catherine Zeta Jones This particular Loompa is from the Welsh highlands and usually sports a much lighter skin tone, but occasionally does go au naturel.

image source plymouthbarbie.blogspot.com

Exhibit E-Christina Augilera This is the singing variety of the Loompa specie, blessed with great vocal chords and bad dressing sense. It is usually seen in Burlesque performances, stays usually true to her Loompa skin tone.

 image source bizlips.blogspot.com

Exhibit F- Lindsay Lohan This is the L'Enfant terrible of the Loompa starlet sub specie. Frequent court visits, rehab and an ankle bracelet are the other spotting signs of this Loompa

 image source collegecandy.com

Exhibit G- Ashlee Simpson- Well the expression says it all, Loompa-Ashlee is shocked at her own look, the bright orange color is draining away from her skin,making her look pale and lifeless

image source fabprofashional.blogspot.com

Now some male exhibits of the Oompa Loompa species

While the female Loompas might occasionally change color, these valiant male Loompa do not change color, being true to their lineage they maintain their orange skin under all costs.

Exhibit A- Valentino

image source google.com

Exhibit B version 1- Donald Trump

image source theperfectlady.wordpress.com

Exhibit B version 2- Donald Trump

image source theperfectlady.wordpress.com


The Loompa People

 image source www.xpresszo.com

Well that's enough sarcasm for the day people, off I go. Leave a comment behind and let me know if you liked meeting our Loompa friends

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16 comments:

  1. LOL!! U r on a roll today!! hahahha!!

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  2. the first pic of anne hathway is from a movie right. I think it is bridewars :)

    and donald trump, i have found him funny looking always..

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  3. That first Pic of Anne is from Bridewars - it follows a scene where her rival tampers with her tanning booth to make her look orange - so I don't think that is Anne's fault :P She is one of the rare hollywood gals who embraces her paleness..

    The rest are true Ommpah Loopahs :D

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  4. i think these pictures are photoshoped...the Ann Hathaway is from a film and all of these pictures are visibly Photoshoped by a crap website!!

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  5. As commented by Indgal and Tenveer, the first pic is from Bridewars...
    nice post though :)

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  6. Pooja- Thanks sweetheart,I had great timing putting this post together :)

    Indgal- Absolutely right ,its from Bridewars, best friend turned foes out to sabotage each other's big day! Donald-with his funky hairdo & ever changing tan,I could never stop laughing when he says 'You are fired!' LOL

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  7. Tanveer- Bang On girl, it is from Bridewars. I just couldn't resist this pic, poor Anne always looks so well put together and her 'carrots & peas' combo was just too much to ignore in this pic. So yes I'm guilty as charged!

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  8. Benish- I agree these could have been photo-shopped. I have never got fake tan sprayed on so I don't know what a fake tanlooks like in real life, but I guess someone straight out of a tanning booth might be a vivid shade of orange..

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  9. Thakitty & Meenu- Thanks,glad you had fun

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  10. you don't know what specie means

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  11. @Anonymous- Species (In Biology) is a fundamental category of taxonomic classification, ranking below a genus or subgenus and consisting of related organisms capable of interbreeding.

    Species (as per Logic) are defined as a class of individuals or objects grouped by virtue of their common attributes and assigned a common name; a division subordinate to a genus.

    I can share more definitions of Specie with you, but I think you'd appreciate this post was a Celeb satire, meant for entertainment purpose only :)

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