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Sunday, July 31, 2011

CELEBRITIES SAY THE DANDIEST THINGS!

HERE ARE 10 OF THE DUMBEST CELEBRITY QUOTES-Read and Tell us what do you think?

1.Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.Has to be one of the worst celebrity quotes ever.

2.So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

3.My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. 

4.I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel 

5.I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger 

6.Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. 
- Mariah Carey  

7.I don't really think, I just walk.
-Paris Hilton

8.My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- Les Dawson

10.On my first day of junior high I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So, I raised my hand, I was the first one and I said, 'A-E-I-O-U!'.Teacher turned around & said those aren't even consonants,they are vowels" 
-Jessica Simpson

6 comments:

  1. Mairiah's was just awful!!!...I was imagining Arnold saying that with his accent and I couldn't stop laughing out loud. Christina's, chuck's and Brooke's one is also hilarious :D

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  2. I think no.5 and 8 were more sarcastic than slip-ups....but Mariah!!! gosh!!!

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  3. laksh-LOL these celebs have a major foot-in-mouth-syndrome...and Maraih's remark was just horrid! I loved Jessica Simpson's confusing continents /consonants & vowels!

    Pooja_G I second that, I loved this one"My wife'sa sex object" LOL for his sake I hope his wife didn;t read this!

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  4. LOL!!! I can't believe how silly they sound! It's quotes like these that make people think all celebs are stupid. But Mariah's is just plain nasty, just goes to show how far removed she is from the real world. As for Les Dawson, he was a comedian who always told jokes about his wife, so I think this was part of his routine rather than an actual comment.
    This is yet another fantastic post IBC. In fact, I'm now googling for stupid celeb quotes. It's so amusing :D

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  5. Pookhie-so glad you enjoyed this one.. serious Maraiah was just way out of line when she made a dumb remark like that..As far as Les Dawson I hope for his sake he didn't have to turn celibate after such a remark :D LOL

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  6. I had fun reading this! What was Mariah Carey thinking when she said that? I mean that is insane! How foolish and ignorant can someone be?! I liked Jessica Simpson's! I could easily see myself in that scenario! haha

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